Sunday, August 06, 2006

Script(?) in progress...

There is this pj play concept that i have been thinking of....:D

What if the 'space time continuum' goes bezerk????

Scene one:

Garden of Eden
Eve coyly encourages Adam to eat the apple from the tree of life. Adam, as will any man when a beautiful naked girl asks him to, immediately plucks the apple from the tree. But, in his excitement (very understandable) the apple slips from his hand and there is a scream of "GRAVITYYYYYYY" from Issac Newton sitting below.

Sidenote: Isnt the world lucky that he was born in England????? If he was a Keralite, the autopsy would have said. "Death caused due to severe trauma to the cranium caused by a heavy blunt object falling from great height" ...... Thats y u will never see our scientists relaxing in a coconut grove..... and once he does relax there, pretty sure that he wont remain a scientist.

Scene Two:
Moses at the the shore of the red sea with thousands of Israelites counting on him for safety...
So he raises his staff(as god orders him to do) and parts the sea......
Moses rushes thru leading his rejoicing followers..
Suddenly he stops.... shocked at seeing a drenched man in a dhoti with a basket on his head running towards them from the otherside.....
Moses, "Who are you????What are you doing here??? Dont you know that U are running rowards the paroh who is trying to destroy all of us???"
The man, "I am Vasudeva..... dont go there...The evil king Kamsa is after my son Krishna and will kill everyone in his path"

Now everyone knows why my scripts never get any takers... :)


Blogger Maya Cassis said...

Take or not!I was bowled over laughing and I can't stop man!WHy don't you write comedy scripts....this is rocking cool!
I want more!I want more!
Pray continue dear Sir while I wait for the next hilarious script

3:43 AM  
Blogger that girl in pink said...

ha ha! nice mix of mythologies there. :)

2:08 PM  
Anonymous anjaly said...

hey, thanks for writing in. i am a journo, media city based.

5:32 PM  
Blogger je suis la femme said...


6:24 PM  
Blogger Nautilus said...

What have you been smoking dude? Really funny! :-)

9:17 PM  
Blogger anjy's world said...

what do ya mean DMC journo? are they some special species?

5:50 PM  
Anonymous maya said...

he he he...i loved it rahul...superb!

8:56 AM  
Blogger anjy's world said...

Rahul, am waiting to hear from you

3:05 PM  
Blogger Grafxgurl said...

HAHAHHAHAAHHAHA!!!! that was funny!

i liked the gravity part best!!

HELLO :D thanks for visiting my blog.. welcome back anytime!

6:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hee hee hee! the moses krishna thing is HILARIOUS!!!
Waiting for more....
Was laughing my head off Mr Peppone
Signed - Don Camillo

4:23 PM  
Blogger Seema said...

Cant stop laughing !!!
Hopefully we dont have Mr. Adam n Ms. Eve and Mr. Moses tresspassing here...hahaaaaaaaaa

9:04 AM  
Anonymous samyukta said...

ROFLOL at scene 2............

8:21 PM  
Blogger Shreemoyee said...

East meets west? Interesting take.

6:48 AM  

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