Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Little more progress...or not

In the same vein,

Scene 3:

Moses labours up the Mount Sinai and comes upto a cave.....
He hears sounds from the cave and peers inside.... he is surprised at seeing a bush with smoke emanating from it. Convinced that this is divine appration that he has always been searching for, he says, "O lord, please give me the ten commandments, folks are waiting at the foot of the mountain for them."(Creative liberties :D)
Suddenly the bush speaks, "Who dares disturb the great sage Parasurama in his Agni Tapasya???"
As a dazed Moses looks on, a hand emerges from the multitudes of Hair, holding an axe...
SWISHHHHH..... the axe flies past his face on to the horizon, and Lo Behold, Kerala is born!!!!!!!


I just have to post the next one here...... its the funniest comment i have ever heard in my life..

ATTN PRUDES: Dont read on!

Situ: Drinking session at a friends place. All are smashed and the host(N) decides to serve dinner.
A couple of guys S and J are having curd rice and so N takes out the pickle,

N, "S, y dont u have some pickle, its excellent ??"
S, "No thanks, I already have ulcer symptoms....my stomach burns too much if I have spice"

N, "J, U have no such problems... so u HAVE to try this.."
Pat came the reply,

"N, dont you know that I am from Kozhikode??? If I have this, it will burn for the other guy!!!!!!!!!!!!"

(Footnote: Kozhikode is considered the gay capital of Kerala)

11 Comments:

Anonymous Grafx said...

Part 1 ---- not funny! * RUNS AWAY BEFORE PEPPONE CAN THROW ME IN THE RIVER*

Part 2 - i didnt know that!! is it obvious there? or is it shushed up like it usually is in India?

11:04 AM  
Blogger indianpeppone said...

@grafx:
U r right i think.... the first one is toooo subjective.....
part 2
Its the most public of secrets...

4:16 PM  
Anonymous samyukta said...

:D
oh..!!!

8:19 PM  
Anonymous maya said...

awsome! :-)rahul ur posts are getting better and better:-)

3:25 PM  
Blogger ichatteralot said...

I guess you are another Abbas Tyrewala in the making!

5:31 PM  
Anonymous Apun Ka Desh said...

Interesting Stuff.

http://apunkadesh.blogspot.com/

5:10 PM  
Blogger Seema said...

heyyy couldnt we put a special apprearance for Monica somewhere heheee
Well didnt know about the Gay Capital of Kerala..that was a bit of info (though not useful hahaaaaa)!

10:37 AM  
Blogger Sue said...

So that's why it's called God's Own Country?

2:16 PM  
Blogger Arunima said...

Kozhikode. really?

9:21 AM  
Blogger Swati said...

:-)

8:06 AM  
Anonymous maya said...

hey pal, am glad for u...get married fast:d it hasbeen a long long way

8:07 AM  

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