Little more progress...or not
In the same vein,
Scene 3:
Moses labours up the Mount Sinai and comes upto a cave.....
He hears sounds from the cave and peers inside.... he is surprised at seeing a bush with smoke emanating from it. Convinced that this is divine appration that he has always been searching for, he says, "O lord, please give me the ten commandments, folks are waiting at the foot of the mountain for them."(Creative liberties :D)
Suddenly the bush speaks, "Who dares disturb the great sage Parasurama in his Agni Tapasya???"
As a dazed Moses looks on, a hand emerges from the multitudes of Hair, holding an axe...
SWISHHHHH..... the axe flies past his face on to the horizon, and Lo Behold, Kerala is born!!!!!!!
I just have to post the next one here...... its the funniest comment i have ever heard in my life..
ATTN PRUDES: Dont read on!
Situ: Drinking session at a friends place. All are smashed and the host(N) decides to serve dinner.
A couple of guys S and J are having curd rice and so N takes out the pickle,
N, "S, y dont u have some pickle, its excellent ??"
S, "No thanks, I already have ulcer symptoms....my stomach burns too much if I have spice"
N, "J, U have no such problems... so u HAVE to try this.."
Pat came the reply,
"N, dont you know that I am from Kozhikode??? If I have this, it will burn for the other guy!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(Footnote: Kozhikode is considered the gay capital of Kerala)
Scene 3:
Moses labours up the Mount Sinai and comes upto a cave.....
He hears sounds from the cave and peers inside.... he is surprised at seeing a bush with smoke emanating from it. Convinced that this is divine appration that he has always been searching for, he says, "O lord, please give me the ten commandments, folks are waiting at the foot of the mountain for them."(Creative liberties :D)
Suddenly the bush speaks, "Who dares disturb the great sage Parasurama in his Agni Tapasya???"
As a dazed Moses looks on, a hand emerges from the multitudes of Hair, holding an axe...
SWISHHHHH..... the axe flies past his face on to the horizon, and Lo Behold, Kerala is born!!!!!!!
I just have to post the next one here...... its the funniest comment i have ever heard in my life..
ATTN PRUDES: Dont read on!
Situ: Drinking session at a friends place. All are smashed and the host(N) decides to serve dinner.
A couple of guys S and J are having curd rice and so N takes out the pickle,
N, "S, y dont u have some pickle, its excellent ??"
S, "No thanks, I already have ulcer symptoms....my stomach burns too much if I have spice"
N, "J, U have no such problems... so u HAVE to try this.."
Pat came the reply,
"N, dont you know that I am from Kozhikode??? If I have this, it will burn for the other guy!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(Footnote: Kozhikode is considered the gay capital of Kerala)
posted by Indianpeppone at 7:06 PM
10 Comments:
Part 1 ---- not funny! * RUNS AWAY BEFORE PEPPONE CAN THROW ME IN THE RIVER*
Part 2 - i didnt know that!! is it obvious there? or is it shushed up like it usually is in India?
@grafx:
U r right i think.... the first one is toooo subjective.....
part 2
Its the most public of secrets...
:D
oh..!!!
awsome! :-)rahul ur posts are getting better and better:-)
I guess you are another Abbas Tyrewala in the making!
Interesting Stuff.
http://apunkadesh.blogspot.com/
heyyy couldnt we put a special apprearance for Monica somewhere heheee
Well didnt know about the Gay Capital of Kerala..that was a bit of info (though not useful hahaaaaa)!
So that's why it's called God's Own Country?
Kozhikode. really?
hey pal, am glad for u...get married fast:d it hasbeen a long long way
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